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This is a collection of silly little ways to measure that I started a few years ago
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THE NAUTICLE MILE SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT
This system of temperature measurement uses thermal expansion
to calculate temperature to a (theoretically) insane precision.
First we take a one dimentional mass of tungston with a length of 5.3996e-6Nm
(or 1cm) at absolute zero. This mass is our "thermometer," any changes
to the size will signal a change in temperature. According to my system we will
increase or decrease the temperature (using the unit of "degrees nauticle mile" or °Nm)
by 1 everytime there is a change of 8.6393e-39Nm(or 1ℓP).
Below is the original notation for what's written above if my explanation was inadequate.
0° Nm (Degrees Nauticle miles) = 5.3996e-6 Tungsten at 0 Kelvin
+1° Nm = +8.6393e-39 Nm
-1° Nm = -8.6393e-39 Nm
Other (Less Important) Measurements
Measurement
Name
Notation
Definition/Calculation
Time
Boolean Time
TRUE/FALSE
time is divided into the boolean states of TRUE o'clock and FALSE o'clock
Energy
Megatangerine
Mtan
equal to the calories in 1e+6 (average) tangerines, or 40e+6 calories
Monetary compensation
Xboxes
Xboxes
The amout of Xboxes that could be purchased with the monetary compensation provided to victims of a tragedy1
Time
Rumsfelds
Rums
Equal to one Donald Rumsfeld's lifespan, or 88 years.find your age in Rums
1Origninally from the WTYP podcast
NEW! Find your age in Rums!
THE NAUTICLE MILE SYSTEM OF MEASUREMENT
This system of temperature measurement uses thermal expansion to calculate temperature to a (theoretically) insane precision. First we take a one dimentional mass of tungston with a length of 5.3996e-6Nm (or 1cm) at absolute zero. This mass is our "thermometer," any changes to the size will signal a change in temperature. According to my system we will increase or decrease the temperature (using the unit of "degrees nauticle mile" or °Nm) by 1 everytime there is a change of 8.6393e-39Nm(or 1ℓP).
Below is the original notation for what's written above if my explanation was inadequate.
0° Nm (Degrees Nauticle miles) = 5.3996e-6 Tungsten at 0 Kelvin
+1° Nm = +8.6393e-39 Nm
-1° Nm = -8.6393e-39 Nm
Other (Less Important) Measurements
| Measurement | Name | Notation | Definition/Calculation |
|---|---|---|---|
| Time | Boolean Time | TRUE/FALSE | time is divided into the boolean states of TRUE o'clock and FALSE o'clock |
| Energy | Megatangerine | Mtan | equal to the calories in 1e+6 (average) tangerines, or 40e+6 calories |
| Monetary compensation | Xboxes | Xboxes | The amout of Xboxes that could be purchased with the monetary compensation provided to victims of a tragedy1 |
| Time | Rumsfelds | Rums | Equal to one Donald Rumsfeld's lifespan, or 88 years.find your age in Rums |
1Origninally from the WTYP podcast